You CAN Be Playing Your Favourite Songs In Less Than 30 Days Starting From Scratch With These 5 Simple Lessons ...Guaranteed!
 Dear Beginner Guitarist: Do all the learn to play guitar packages out there for beginners seem either too lame or too complicated?
If you're just starting to learn the guitar, it's very easy to get overwhelmed. You start hunting around for a bit of free how-to-play-guitar info and suddenly it seems you have to learn 8 or 10 scales, each one in 7 different keys, plus a gazillion chords, and some esoteric thing called "The Circle of Fifths" (complete with its mind-bending mathematical formulas), then how to strum, tune your guitar, change the strings, plus forty-seven hundred other things... and then be able to apply any of them to any piece of music at any time, all at 180 beats per minute!
I don't know about you, but I thought guitar was supposed to be fun!

Now, you're probably wondering "Can I teach myself?"
The short answer is that yes, you can. You will need a teacher at some point because you run the risk of getting into bad playing habits or rushing ahead to things that are too complicated before you're ready for them.
But, a private guitar teacher is quite expensive and, frankly, you CAN teach yourself the basic basics. I don't care what anyone says, you CAN teach yourself the basics. OF COURSE a guitar teacher is going to tell you that you need to take lessons from the get-go. Why wouldn't they? More money in the bank for them!
By teaching yourself how to play the basics on a banged up old second-hand guitar, however, you'll save enough to buy a brand new mid-range guitar that will do you for years to come. Hundreds of dollars that you would have otherwise spent on a teacher when there was absolutely no need for it.
A lot of people make another attempt to learn guitar after failing as a kid.
So they either buy a really expensive guitar right off the bat and pay for a private teacher, or they join one of the many, many online membership sites.
I've already talked about getting a teacher. So let's take a moment to look at whether joining a membership site is the answer.
At some point: Yes. The quality of instruction at some sites is incredible. Like unbelievablly good for what you pay. But...
The main problem is that as a newbie, how do you know which ones are good? And, if you do join one, how do you know if you're getting your money's worth?
You need some kind of yard-stick to know what's truly beginner-level content and what's not. And if what they're offering is good value or something you could teach yourself much more cheaply.
So if getting a teacher and/or joining a membership site are things to do a little bit down the track - once you've got the basics handled - and NOT things to do as a rank beginner, what's the alternative for someone starting out?
Well, there are hundreds - if not thousands - of forums and discussion boards online dedicated to learning guitar. I'm sure you've already visited some of them. If you hunt around you can find some really, really good information, no doubt about it.
The main problem, though, is that these forums are also full to brim with people who can clearly play like demons, but have NO IDEA how to teach! You ask a simple question and get ten answers with so much jargon and gobbledy-gook in the answer that you wonder if they even read the bit which said "I'm a beginner."
So, what to do? What's the solution?
Well, let's cut to the chase here: You want to be a champion in someone's eyes - whether that's the gal you're trying to woo or the thought of thousands of adoring fans or just your own satisfaction (sitting on a log down by the river playing to the frogs!). You want to rock the socks off of people and you know they want their socks rocked (who doesn't?)!
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You want simple, clear, not-too-technical information and lessons to help you get started playing quickly.
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You don't want to be ripped off or strung along. |
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You want to be able to play your favourite songs (ideally by ear) in a relatively short amount of time. |
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And you want to have fun, fun, fun doing it! Right? |
Well, here's what you get in the Absolutely Essential Guitar Package. Everything you need to nail the basics and get you playing in under 30 days:
Absolutely Essential Guitar, the "core" guide covering:

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- styles of playing
- tips for choosing a guitar
- guide for buying a guitar
- basic care and maintenance
- how to tune your guitar
- how to hold it correctly
- basic finger positioning
- basic notes
- basic chords
- how to change chords
- barre chords
- 7th and 9th chords
- how to play by ear
- why you might want lessons
- how to get most out of practice sessions
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You also get:
Complete MP3 version of the Guide to listen to any time you like
Goals Sheet to focus you on what you want to achieve and then monitor it
Quizzes to consolidate your knowledge making applying it that much easier
Act now and you'll also get:
My Unique, Hand-Crafted 5-Part eCourse
5 comprehensive tutorials to take you from total beginner to being able to confidently play some of your favourite songs in less than a month.

These 5 lessons cover:
- Lesson #1 The Basics: Things you need to know before you do anything else
- Lesson #2 Tablature Explained: What it is, how it works, and practice exercises
- Lesson #3 Chords: What they are, how to make them, and practice exercises
- Lesson #4 The Minor Pentatonic Scale: This is a key scale. Learn to use it in one simple lesson
- Lesson #5 How to Strum Your Guitar: It's not all about the fancy fingerwork
Plus, these two exclusive special-bonus reports:
(Please note: These bonus reports could be removed at any time and included as part of the main package. If I do decide to do that, the price will go up! Grab them now for FREE!)
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Well, if you went to a private tutor to learn all this, you'd pay upwards of 20 or 25 bucks per lesson! And to cover everything in this package, you'd need at least half a dozen lessons (although I'm willing to bet it would end up being more like 8 or 10!).
Let's be generous, though, and say just 4. Well, that's already around eighty to a hundred bucks right there! Whereas...
You get everything here for just $29.95!

Yeah, I know, I should be selling it for more, but what can I say? There are just soooooo many folks out there like you who desperately want to play guitar (because it is an awesome feeling, no doubt about it, so I fully understand!), but they're overwhelmed. Overwhelmed by the sheer number of things you have to learn, and not sure where to turn for help.
Hey, I remember that feeling. It ain't no fun.
So, by pricing this whole package so low, at a price just about anyone can afford, I get it out there, into the hands of the people who can benefit from it the most. (And then hopefully those people tell their friends once they realise what amazing value it is! How does that benefit you? Lower advertising costs for me. Which means I don't have to jack up the price and pass that cost on to you!)
I could sell the Guide and the audio as a separate package for 20 bucks just by itself.
Or the 5 Lessons? Just ONE, SINGLE lesson with a private teacher will cost you around 25 bucks!
The chord report? It takes my 20 years of playing guitar and distills it down to the most common chords you're going to need to start playing all your favourite songs. No more learning 400 chords before you can play your first song. Get going much sooner!
And what about the "Four Simple Hand Exercises" bonus report? Wow, that's going to help you play longer (without your hands tiring) and help you reach tricky places on the fretboard... what's that worth? Who knows!
So... really, maybe I'm being a bonehead for offering this package so low. You might want to grab it now before I decide to put the price up again!
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The Tuba & Accordian Player Guarantee
Buy, hey! Actually, forget all that... it doesn't even matter! Because you risk absolutely NOTHING!
If you grab a copy of Absolutely Essential Guitar today, you can download it, go through it, take the tutorials for a spin, use the chord chart to start learning the basic, essential chords, and start getting your hands more flexible... and if you think it sucks, just send it back and I'll refund your money immediately. No questions asked.
In fact, you don't even have to use it. You could just download it, wait for the tutorials to arrive by email, put it all together and then simply decide that you want to play Tuba or Accordian instead. No problemo!
Just send 'er back within the first 60 days and we'll call it quits. |
In fact... I'll even go one better than that!
Check out my:
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Learn The Basics or Get Double Your Money Back (Conditional) Guarantee!
Yep, you're fully covered by the Unconditional Iron-Clad 100% Tuba & Accordian Player's Guarantee that I just told you about. That means you can look through everything and just return it if that's what floats your boat... but here's the deal... if you REALLY want to get the greatest amount of benefit from this course, then you have to actually DO the stuff in it, right? You have to PUT IT TO USE.
Do you want to play guitar or not? That sucker ain't gonna play itself.
So if you take all this material and go through it and actually DO it... read the core guide, listen to the audio version so it sinks in, regularly do your hand-stretches and warm-ups, hold the guitar the way I show you to, fill out the Goals Sheet, go through the 5 lessons, complete the quizzes... if you do all that stuff and you're STILL not satisfied that you've got the fundamentals under control, then I will give you DOUBLE your money back! That's right. I will refund you DOUBLE your money. Because the last thing I want to do is waste your time.
As I said, you're already covered by the 60-Day Tuba & Accordian Player's Guarantee no matter what. You don't even have to do anything. But if you do go ahead and take action, I'm SO convinced that my course will lay a solid foundation for you that all you have to do is show me that you completed the goals worksheet and that you've done the quizzes correctly and I will give you DOUBLE your money back. Simple as that. If you can show me that you followed the course to the letter and it didn't do exactly what I say it does; If you at least TRY and it still gets you nowhere, then it's on ME. I'll pay for the time it took you to at least give it a shot. I don't want you to have ANY concerns about this whatsoever. |
The thing is, despite my crazy guarantee above, there is no guarantee that the price will stay this low. As I said, I've already put the price up once. And the more I add to the package, the more value it has so the price has got to go up again at some point!
You don't have to worry about that, though, for the following two reasons: (1) When you buy today, you're getting the guaranteed low price of just $29.95. Simple. And, (2) You'll get any and all updates to the product forever! So when I add new stuff, you'll get it for free.
I've done everything I can to make sure you act now because I really believe this will simplify the whole process of getting started playing guitar. It takes a lot of the confusing and overwhelming information out there and presents it in a way that's easy to understand and easy to follow. And I've added the bonuses and the 5 Lessons and the totally absurd Double Your Money Back Guarantee so that you grab your copy NOW!
I'm even thinking about offering the 5 tutorials separately for $25 or $30.
Don't miss out. Really. I know what'll happen if you surf away from this page... You'll be thinking "Yeah, I'll come back and get that some time..." and you'll either get distracted by all the (sometimes misleading) info out there and forget all about it, continuing to spin your wheels and getting nowhere... or you'll come back and the price will have gone up and the 5 lessons will have been removed and turned into a separate package.
And there's nothing I can do about that so get your copy today and get started playing. The right way.

reach your goal to play guitar sooner and boost your confidence in all areas of your life, knowing you can do what you set out to do
lay a solid foundation and you'll know that you can move up to the next level pretty soon
freely ask questions and discuss questions at your local guitar shop, confident that they're not sniggering about how little you know the moment you walk out. Get the info you want and avoid being talked to like a moron
have no hesitation asking out that cute guy or gal. Are they a superstar in their friends' eyes? Have they performed in front of dozens or hundreds of people?
show all the naysayers that you can do it and get the respect you deserve!
feel invincible, walk tall, and touch people's hearts all at the same time
nail the topics and techniques you need to progress to mastery. Skip these and forever be a hack
learn to use your strumming hand effectively right from the start and set yourself apart from all the other guitarists who just want to fret-wank their way stardom
get way ahead of all the bedroom guitarist wannabes by understanding the basics and never being intimidated by all the technical-sounding stuff later on
know what to look for when buying a guitar and avoid being ripped off
make it a part of you so you can roll with the punches when things go wrong (as they sometimes do!)
start playing real songs (that people will sing along to!) without even knowing how to read music!

 This could be you one day!
All the best,

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